Ties.

What? A tie.

Where? Around my neck.

Who? ME!

When? Anytime I wanna look cute, or.. have work! XD

Why? Are they soo difficult, and so many different kinds of knots… wtf. XD

Planned Parenthood.

Who? My bestie and I.

Where? In Sunnyvale.

When? Right now.

Why…? Because she might be preggo.. and I want an STD test. =]

Goodluck to both of us.

Parental Units

Who? My father.

What? Stopping me from doing what I want regardless of the fact that I’m over the age of 18…

When? Yesterday.

Parental units parent to much. :rofl:

Spoons (The Card Game.)

What? A hilarious fast pace card game.

Who? Linny, Karen, Anjelica, Em, and Myself.

Why? Because it was hella fun!!

Money

Today…

What? Money

Why? I hate it.

Why?!? Because I have none.. and I need a lot!

FML. XD

Commercials

What? So. Now that we have all been forced to use digital only television… We are paying large sums of money… for… commercials……..

Why is that?

Why?

It’s 5.42 pm. I’m in the Safeway parking lot of the Safeway I work at. There is a shopping cart all on it’s lonesome, at the other end of the parking lot…

Why is that?

Work.

My occupation? Customer Service. (Hopefully not forever…)

Who? Me!

What? Work..

Where? Safeway!

When? Until 7pm (PST) tonight..

Why? What we all wouldn’t for money… (Damn you dollar bill!)

Day 1

So, we begin this long journey on Day 1.
My name? Jordan, but I prefer being called Lifey while being online.

My age? Does it really matter? (Answering questions with questions. Win.)

Where do I live? South Bay Area, California, USA.

I enjoy long walks along beachs, candle lit dinner…….
WOW. Not!

I dont enjoy talking about myself. Project number 1.. Start enjoying it!

I don’t have any readers… but I really hope that they don’t read this…